aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via pornstarwars)

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake, via pizza)

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via d--isposable)

meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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(via pizza)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(via orgasm)